romance:

• leave your pants on ★★ | seokjin So? That's a good thing, right? namjoon in which universe is having a boner in the middle of a meeting a GOOD THING
• all you need is love (and pink) ★★ | Most people only have one miniature angel or devil riding on their shoulders to serve as the physical manifestation of their conscience. Poor Namjoon has five, and they're all telling him the same thing: "fucking talk to him god dammit what the fuck is wrong with you"
• i can put you in the mile high club ★★ | The turbulence gets more than just Seokjin's mood down. Namjoon was just trying to get to work when it all started. Whatever this is. (fwb/flight attendant au)
• I rap with a prospect (yeah I rap with a mindset) ★★ | In hindsight, Seokjin probably should not have challenged someone called Rap Monster to a rap battle and then gone on stage to say in all seriousness, "I rap just like Jay-Z."
• Doctor, Doctor ★★ | Namjoon's a single father with agoraphobia. Seokjin's a single father with a demanding job. Both are struggling to be good parents. Or The time five-year-old Taehyung kidnaps five-year-old Jungkook...because, "We have the same last name so we're brothers"
• you have 1 new message ★★ | fuck this is going to sound like the weirdest shit okay look i used ur selcas to catfish and this older dude is gonna buy me stuff but i have to send him a selca with a peace sign
• we bloom until we ache ★★ | In the midst of fleeting glances, shared smiles, and five friends trying to set them up, Namjoon forgets he's supposed to be heartbroken.
• Calling You ☆☆ | By the time Jin’s phone finally rang, he was good and angry. He shut off the sink, where he’d been aggressively washing dishes as therapy, wiped his hands on a towel and snatched the phone off the counter, banging the answer button.
• how people move ☆☆ | Seokjin can get used to tripping over a discarded shoe every now and then, as long as he has Namjoon to catch him before he falls. Or: Seokjin's roommate nightmare comes in the form of Kim Namjoon, and he accidentally falls in love with him.
• Safe and Sound ☆☆ | From a tumblr prompt: Jin is a prince, and Namjoon is his bodyguard. "You're sort of bad at this." "Nah. You're safe, aren't you?"
• Fanboy AU series ☆☆
  • Fanboys | In which Yoongi and Hoseok are Namjin shippers.
  • Namjin Watch | In which Yoongi and Hoseok are Namjin shippers.
  • V's corner | prequel/series of outtakes
• Hot "Stalker" ☆☆ | It was late at night and I heard someone walk behind me and I panicked and got scared and I accidentally attacked you and gave you a black eye, but HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THAT HOT GUY FROM MY LITERATURE CLASS, FUCK I AM SO SORRY!
• I will help you climb ☆☆ | namjoon punches seokjin in the face. twice.
• The Neighbour ☆☆ (platonic!jinkook) | Namjoon didn’t know that dating Seokjin would include dealing with a little fetus, who was more difficult than any parent and police officer combined.
• Repeat Offender ☆☆ | Namjoon has a habit of getting into accidents and Seokjin has a habit of being the nurse who cleans up after him
• when will my reflection show who i am inside | Seokjin works at Disney Land, Namjoon is a patient older brother and Jungkook loves Mulan.
• marry me? (shit no i meant merry christmas) | A series of non-interrelated crack drabbles in which a certain Kim Namjoon manages to embarrass himself at Min Yoongi's wedding in myriad different ways (but somehow still manages to land a date anyway)
• You can dominate the game ('Cause I'm tough) | Namjoon and Seokjin are playing a dangerous game, who would crack first? Or: “You guys should kiss,” Jimin tells them, eyes bright with anticipation, “Ya know, get over your sexual tension and shit.”
• Superb | Namjoon's mother told him never to cook an egg in the microwave. Told him to boil it the good, old-fashioned way - in a pot over boiling water. Of course he didn't listen to her. Of course he didn't - Namjoon never listens. Maybe it was a rebellious phase. Or maybe he's just an idiot. He's definitely just an idiot. (Namjoon is the God of Destruction, as well as the caretaker of three kids, and his kitchen nearly burns down thanks to his attempts to cook an egg but thank god, Kim Seokjin - his saviour, his superhero, his God of Kitchen - lives right upstairs. Domestic/Dad!Namjoon? AU)
• do it again | How come Seokjin’s acting as if there had been no argument to start with? Surely there had been an argument. Tipsy Namjoon had written a note to himself to ignore Seokjin forever, although he hadn’t explained why.
• You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid | Ni hao, he had greeted the stranger next to him on the plane ride home. Annyeonghaseyo, they had replied back. It was fine.
• standing on a bridge | Namjoon arrives at night in a new city.

angst:

• quiet nights poured over ice and tanqueray ★★ | it was a vicious cycle, one of loving and leaving and living and learning, except Namjoon somehow always manages to miss that last bit, the most important bit, instead loving and leaving and living and loving again and again and again until the ring around the rosie finally scatters into ashes – and it's only him that falls.
• If Love Is A Joke, Then Use Me Ruthlessly ☆☆ | A one-sided love can't exist and yet Seokjin allows it to consume him. He can't leave. Can't risk not seeing that smile. So he has to pretend. Pretend that he isn't the only one in love. Love is a joke and Namjoon refuses to acknowledge it actually exists. He's stuck in his greedy ways. He could care less about who he hurts, including his favorite toy. Based on Block B's Toy