• I love butt stuff.
• I hate spiders.
• I stole a pen from the bank.
• I cried during "About a Boy" the soundtrack.
• I don't wash my hands before surgery.
• I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him.
• I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the Internet at the drop of a hat.
• I know nothing about wine.
• I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie‒I just want to know they feel comfortable.
• I didn't get Inception...there's so many layers!

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