Inspired by many others on listography. Here's to you.

• If I were a season, I'd be autumn.
• If I were a month, I'd be September.
• If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday.
• If I were a time of day, I'd be late night.
• If I were a holiday, I'd be Canada Day.
• If I were a direction, I’d be North East.
• If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sun-shower.
• If I were a place, I’d be Brazil.
• If I were a city, I'd be
• If I were a planet, I'd be Neptune.
• If I were a tree, I’d be a giant Sequoia.
• If I were a flower, I’d be a Gerber daisy.
• If I were a fruit, I’d be a papaya.
• If I were a land animal, I'd be a giraffe.
• If I were a sea animal, I'd be a clown fish.
• If I were a bird, I'd be an ostrich.
• If I were a mythological creature, I'd be a woodland nymph.
• If I were a color, I’d be a green or brown tone.
• If I were a liquid, I’d be windex.
• If I were a gemstone, I’d be snowflake obsidian.
• If I were an element, I’d be earth.
• If I were an object, I’d be a radio.
• If I were a tool, I’d be a socket wrench.
• If I were a musical instrument, I'd be an acoustic guitar.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a vintage hall tree with bench.
• If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be black Converse All-Stars.
• If I were an article of clothing, I'd be a lumberjack jacket.
• If I were a material, I'd be denim.
• If I were a car, I’d be 2010 Dodge Charger.
• If I were transportation, I'd be a drag racer.
• If I were a food, I’d be 4-cheese pizza.
• If I were a vegetable I'd be an eggplant.
• If I were a fruit, I’d be a papaya.
• If I were a drink, I'd be raspberry lemonade.
• If I were a flavor, I’d be cherry.
• If I were a dessert, I'd be a chocolate mousse cake.
• If I were a scent, I’d be lemons (or citrus).
• If I were a body part, I’d be the Sympathetic nervous system.
• If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk or lopsided grin.
• If I were an emotion, I'd be determination.
• If I were a school subject, I'd be
• If I were a shape, I'd be
• If I were a number, I'd be
• If I were a sin, I'd be pride.
• If I were a word, I'd be
• If I were a sound, I’d be a guitar being tuned.
• If I were a song, I’d be "Learning to Fly" by Tom Petty or "Silence" by Blindside.
• If I were a movie, I'd be
• If I were a book, I'd be Jane Eyre
• If I were a historical figure, I'd be Julius Caesar.
• If I were a cartoon, I'd be Jem or Hey Arnold!
• If I were a fairy tale, I'd be the Frog Prince.
• If I were a superhero, I'd be Batman.