- I'm not going to become an actress, author or songwriter.
- Chocolate milk does not come from chocolate cows.
- Time zones- it's how Santa does it.
- TV is running out of ideas. Thus, reality shows were born.
- The Powerpuff Girls are the only people you can really trust.
- With the exception of Superman.
- The stork would have to have an iron-re-enforced beak to carry my brother.
- Guys with long hair are usually funny.
- The Gay Best Friend stereotype? Lie.
- The more disturbing the crime show, the more addictive it is and you don't know why.
- Twilight is the cancer destroying society.
- Lady Gaga is an alien who comes from a planet inhabited exclusively by hermaphrodites.
- I got a crush on Obama.
- Chick lit is actually okay (in small doses ONLY).
- The more friends you have on Facebook, the sadder your life is.
- If you're still on myspace, you're a loser.
- The only car you'll ever get from Santa is a battery-operated Barbie Jeep and you should just accept it.
- Disney channel is trying to take over the world.
- Co-conspirator with McDonalds.
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