- It's okay to drink alone.
- Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
- In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
- Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.
- If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.
- If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
- Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.
- An open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
- Never turn down a free drink or complain about it's quality or brand.
- Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen.
sep 26 2011 ∞
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