GAY

roark (@roark_txt)

• GGAY
• n gave him a cottonball and a protector (the evo item) as a gift once
• has fun talking to him cause hes ok with n infodumping and is actually interested in it
• THEYRE GAY JIM
• licked his hand as part of the process of asking him out. it tasted of dirt
• roark licked him back which means the romance is truly real

FAMILY

guzma (@guzma_jpeg):

• the "yaint" dad
• trusts him the most with emotional stuff (?? honestly how did this happen)
• every time n is doing something ridiculous hes the one who takes first notice
• gave him the pine tree nickname (which n really likes)
• guz has rescued him from danger/ridiculous shit probably far more times than he should have to
• n tries to take care of him back when he can
• if hes gonna mildly sass anyone, its probably gonna be guzma
• has used the word yaint twice because of him. what have you done to this sweet dear pineboy guzma

kukui (@prof_kukui_txt):

• the kale dad
• heck yes veggies
• hes either playing along with the masked royal thing or genuinely cant tell (hes smart but that does not necessarily mean hes great with faces/voices)
• is sad he is now very tall because he would love to experience a piggyback ride

burnet (@ya_gal_burnie):

• the science mom
• hasnt interacted w her much yet It Will Come In Due Time

plumeria (@plumeria_jpeg):

• the "hoestly" mom
• STOP CYBERBULLYING ME MOM
• she hoestlyd so hard she fucking killed n. rip pine tree
• n was once 100% prepared to spout the entire bee movie script at her because she wouldnt listen to him
• STOP SAYING A HOESTLY AT ME ITS TERRIBLE AWFUYL HORRIBLE

guzma... again (@guzmagay)

• the "my dad is dating himself now???????" dad
• secretly relates to the eating own hands thing
• is this guz ok. he doesnt seem ok. worried pine tree
• puddle drinkers unite

nanu (@nanu_txt)

• sad gay cop grandpa 1
• showed him alolan meowth/persian
• cat chat friend
• "woof woof wats for lunch lol" "Bullets."

looker (@looker_txt)

• sad gay cop grandpa 2
• gave him a cereal bar once
• and also showed him the correct way to eat one
• as it turns out the wrapping comes OFF first

FRIENDS/ACQUAINTANCES

giratina (@OriginForme_Txt)

• giant hell centipede lizard snake things need friends too
• a large and good friend

pyukumuku (@pyukumuku_txt)

• gave it puddle water then tossed it into a river
• They Must Accelerate

looker but a different one (@INTERPOL_100kr)

• almost got arrested by him once
• escaped thanks to excellent camouflage
• youll never catch me alive copper [running away, 50 chew stim toys stuffed in his mouth]

hilbert (@hilbert_txt)

• i completely lost track of that one rp we were doing im so sorry
• thinks him and nate are a nice couple

shiro (@shiro_txt)

• you indirectly caused the "i cant/i dont know what (insert thing here) im gay" thing and i am so grateful because its just so relatable
• to explain: i tried replying to shiro telling n to use a spoon instead of just eating his pudding directly out of the cup and for whatever fucking reason before i knew what i was even doing i had typed "i dont know what a spoon is im gay" and it was . so fucking funny i didnt tweet it but i did screencap it and its a meme now
• he fuckin fell asleep in the street with a pokemon center right nearby and she had to start dragging him over there because he wouldnt wake up rip

colress (@colress_jpeg)

• doesnt know him too well yet but made him some food
• is this man ok