All of the different things that I wanted to do with my life at one point or another.

• An Ice Skater
  • I only wanted to be this because it was what my older sister wanted to be. I had never been ice skating before in my life. Neither had she.
• A Teacher
  • In seventh grade, my teacher had me help out other students in my class, because they didn't understand the concept of starting a new paragraph. After one class, she suggested I teach.
• A Tenenbaum
  • For obvious reasons.
• A Civil Rights Activist
  • There are so many injustices in the world. I used to think I could be someone that could do something about them.
• A Hacker
  • This seemed infinitely awesome to me at one point.
• An Architect
  • I loved imagining different types of places in my head and drawing floor plans. Unfortunately, I was never very good.
• A Novelist
  • After watching Secret Window, I decided that I wanted to be like Mort Rainey: have a cabin in the mountains, a comfy couch, and numerous hours occupied by nothing but sleep and the occasional spot of writing.
• A Nothing
  • I completely identified with Peter, after watching Office Space. If I had a million dollars I wouldn't do anything either. I'd relax and sit on my ass all day long. I'd do nothing.
• A Director
  • I thought that since movies are such a huge part of my life, I could turn the love I have for them into a veritable career. But when I told that to my economics teacher, he laughed at me and said, "Good luck."
• A Graphic Designer
  • I thought it would be fun, but then I realized my extreme distaste for designing logos.
• A Web Designer
  • I got a job that would have paid very well, but then I never finished the site. As it turns out, I'm too much of a procrastinator for this profession.
• A Screenwriter
  • I love movies, and I think I can write something good and worthwhile. I think...