Random things I want to do and experience before I die.

• Accumulate A Respectable Collection Of Retro Cameras
• Accumulate A Sizeable Number Of Scratch Recipes For Personal Recipe Box
• Adopt A Child
• Adopt An Accent For An Entire Day
• Appear In A Movie
  • The Blitzen Trapper Massacre (Short)
• Appear In A TV Show
• Attempt Archery
• Attend A Betsey Johnson Runway Show
• Attend A Hot Air Balloon Festival
• Attend A Roller Derby Bout
• Attend A TED Conference
• Attend All Tomorrow's Parties Music Festival
• Attend Comic Con
• Attend South By Southwest (SXSW) Fest
• Attend The Sasquatch Music Festival
• Attend The Under The Bridge Festival
• Attend What The Heck Fest
• Bands To See Live:
  • Andrew Jackson Jihad
  • Best Coast
  • Bishop Allen
  • Blind Pilot
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
  • Death Cab For Cutie
  • Gogol Bordello
  • Golden Boots
  • Janelle Monae
  • Josh Ritter
  • Kimya Dawson
  • Little Joy
  • M. Ward
  • Modest Mouse
  • Paul Baribeau
  • Regina Spektor
  • Rilo Kiley
  • Sea Wolf
  • Snow Patrol
  • The Black Keys
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Mountain Goats
  • The Postal Service
  • The Shins
  • The Thermals
  • Tom Waits
  • Uh Huh Her
  • Wild Flag
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs
• Be An Audience Member On A Talk Show
• Be In A Band
• Be In Two Or More Places At Once
• Become A Member Of The Explorers Club
• Become Physically Fit
• Build A PC From Scratch
• Call Someone An Asshole/Cunt To Their Face In All Seriousness
• Catalyze A Community Art Project
• Compose A Song
• Construct A Diorama
• Construct A Model Ship And/Or Airplane
• Construct A Sustainable Igloo And Revel In Self-Satisfaction
• Create An Awesome Personal Website
• Create An Entire Comic Book
• Create Handmade Cover Art For A Personally Curated Mix CD
• Cross Either The Atlantic Or Pacific Oceans Via Boat
• Crowd Surf
• Cultivate An Alternate Identity
• Degrees To Get At Some Point:
  • Computer Engineering
  • Computer Science
  • Fine Arts
  • Multimedia Design & Development
  • Teaching (English)
  • Visual Design
  • Web Design & New Media
• Design Dream House
• Design Dream Tree House
• Devise And Establish An Annual Arts Festival
• Die My Hair An Unconventional Color
• Do Stand-Up
• Eat At Shopsin’s In New York
• Eat Fried Green Tomatoes
• Experience Weightlessness
• Fill An Entire Journal With Thoughts
• Fill An Entire Sketchbook With Sketches
• Film Festivals To Attend:
  • Cannes International
  • Fantastic Fest
  • Seattle International
  • Slamdance
  • Sundance
  • Toronto
• Find Love
• First Kiss
• Get A College Degree
• Get A Private Pilot’s License
• Get A Tattoo
• Get An Article/Story Published
• Get In A Fist Fight
• Go Bungee Jumping
• Go Ice Skating
• Go On A Transcontinental Road Trip
• Go On An African Photo Safari
• Go On Tour With A Band/Musician
• Go Parasailing
• Go Skinny Dipping
• Go Sky Diving
• Go To A Drive-In Theater
• Go To Film School
• Go Whale Watching
• Go Zorbing In New Zealand
• Graffiti A Bathroom Stall
• Graffiti A Building
• Graffiti A Train
• Hike To The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon
• Join The Peace Corps And Teach In A Third World Country
• Languages To Learn:
  • French
  • Italian
  • Mandarin
  • Samoan
  • Sign
  • Spanish
• Learn Basic Car Maintenance And Auto Repair
• Learn How To Be Alone Without Being Lonely
• Learn How To Blow Glass
• Learn How To Dance
• Learn How To Drive A Motorcycle
• Learn How To Manipulate A Verbal Dispute In My Favor
• Learn How To Play Chess Well
• Learn How To Screen Print
• Learn How To Scuba Dive
• Learn How To Sew And Construct Whole Garments
• Learn How To Shoot And Develop Film
• Learn How To Shoot Skeet
• Learn How To Snow Board
• Learn How To Surf
• Learn How To Take A Compliment
• Learn How To Throw Pots
• Learn To Play The Bass
• Learn To Play The Drums
• Learn To Play The Guitar
• Learn To Play The Piano
• Make A Movie And Donate 100% Of The Profits To Charity
• Make A Pilgrimage To Mecca (Though Not Muslim)
• Make A Snowman
• Mosh
• Own A Respectable Art Collection
• People To Meet:
  • Annie Leibovitz
  • Aubrey Plaza
  • Banksy
  • Betsey Johnson
  • Carla Gugino
  • Carrie Brownstein
  • Charlie Kaufman
  • Chloë Sevigny
  • Helena Bonham Carter
  • John Waters
  • Kimya Dawson
  • Leisha Hailey (2)
  • Lily Loveless
  • Lisa Edelstein
  • Mary-Louise Parker
  • Michel Gondry
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Rainn Wilson
  • Regina Spektor
  • Robert Downey Jr.
  • Sofia Coppola
  • Wes Anderson
  • Zach Galifianakis
• Pretend To Be A Superhero For A Day
• Publish A Zine
• Reinvent Own Personal Style
• Ride A Camel
• Ride In A Gondola In Venice
• Ride In A Hot Air Balloon
• Scuba Dive At The Great Barrier Reef
• See The Northern Lights
• See The Rocky Horror Picture Show In Theater With Accompanying Shadow Cast
• Sell A Piece Of Personal Artwork To Someone I Don’t Know
• Sell A Screenplay
• Send A Secret To Post Secret/Frank Warren
• Shoot A Firearm
• Shop At Pike Place Market
• Shop At Grand Central Market
• Sing Karaoke
• Start A Family
• Start A Radio Podcast
• Steal A Sign
• Swim At The Foot Of A Waterfall
• Swim In The Mediterranean Sea
• Take A Carpentry/Woodworking Class
• Take A Corny Picture In Front Of The Leaning Tower Of Pisa
• Take A CPR/First Aid Course
• Take A Felucca Trip Up The Nile
• Take A Photography Class
• Take Part In A Protest
• Take Part In A Snowball Fight
• Take Up Kick-Boxing And/Or Karate
• Take Up Yoga
• Throw A Mystery Men Movie/Costume Party
• Throw A Party Monster Movie/Costume Party
• Throw A Reality Bites Pajama/Pizza/Movie Party
• Throw A Tank Girl Movie/Costume Party
• Throw A Top 5 Records/High Fidelity Music/Movie/Dinner Party
• Throw A Zoltan Bubble Wrap Space Suit/Dude Where's My Car Movie Party
• Touch An Iceberg
• Touch The Hollywood Sign
• Tour The Taj Mahal
• Travel The World:
  • Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Barcelona, Spain
  • Bath, England
  • Cairo, Egypt
  • Florence, Italy
  • George, Washington
  • Giza, Egypt
  • Glasgow, Scotland
  • Greece
  • India
  • Japan
  • Katmandu, Nepal
  • Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Lima, Peru
  • London, England
  • Madrid, Spain
  • Milan, Italy
  • Montréal, Québec
  • New York, New York
  • New Zealand
  • Paris, France
  • Patan, Nepal
  • Portland, Oregon
  • Portugal
  • Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
  • Riomaggiore, Italy
  • Rome, Italy
  • San Francisco, California
  • Seattle, Washington
  • Stockholm, Sweden
  • Switzerland
  • Thailand
  • Tuscany, Italy
  • Venice, Italy
• Visit A Street Named After Me (First, Middle, And Last Name)
• Visit All 50 States
• Visit All Seven Continents
• Visit Auschwitz
• Visit Machu Picchu
• Visit The Colosseum
• Visit The Great Pyramid And The Great Sphinx
• Walk On The Great Wall Of China
• Walk The Golden Gate Bridge
• Watch A Movie At Grauman's Chinese Theater
• Win First Prize In A Costume Contest
• Witness A Total Solar Eclipse
• Witness/Take Part In A Flash Mob
• Write A Blog
• Write A Computer Programming Language
• Write A Fan Letter
• Write A Love Letter
• Write And Publish A Book