these are the songs I would dance to

• 'Animal' by Against Me!
• 'No you Girls' by Franz Ferdinand
• Any song by Mindless Self Indulgence
• 'Leave' By Heavens
• 'Obstacle 2' by Interpol
• 'Inveigh' by The Bronx
• 'All Sparks' By The Editors
• 'The Scale' By Interpol
• "Red Morning Light" by The Kings of Leon

I would be a fun/artsy/skanky stripper. I don't think I'd make many tips with my song choices, but when I hear these songs, it occurs to me that, if given the chance, I'd strip to them.