- The field stinks both economically and socially
- People concentrate on the black dress but really, its all about that Pink Givenchy frock with the awesome sparkly pink tiara.
- Call any boy I like 'Fred' endearingly
- Call anybody I like 'Dahling' endearingly
- The Mean Reds suck more than the Blues
- Keep my 'hand in' shoplifting by stealing from my local 5&10 (aka dollar store)
- Enjoy a day and do things you have never done before
- Threaten to marry a rich man, so that my gentleman friend will declare love for me
- "Fred"
- Own a nameless pet so that it can be an obvious reflection of my lack of commitment (be wary of others that do the same)
- If you own huge awesome sunglasses, all you need is an awesome dress to look stylish
- Never lose your keys to your house or Apartment
- Moonriver can get annoying fast
- hide the phone in a suitcase
- Sally Tomato can always help you out of a bind
- If a good looking guy lets you in his bed and call him by a name that isn't remotely close to his name- he's a keeper
- I should purchase a Sterling Silver telephone dialer soon, my life isnt complete without one
- 'Jets to Brazil' Poster on the wall
- Drink milk out of champagne glasses, makes it taste better
- When kissing in the rain, don't pucker your face- it looks wierd (Audrey, for reals, you did)
- Paul, Baby- Fred,Baby (same thing)
- That I still want to find a ring in a Cracker Jack box
- If I get 50 bucks everytime I go to the Poweder room, I have a good thing going
- Getting Married at 14 is not a smart idea
- Tiffany's is the only place to cure the mean reds
- Autograph your own book when you find it in the Library
- When you fall in love tell say "you belong to me" and try not to sound creepy.
may 30 2009 ∞
jul 28 2009 +