spring quarter '08

• "who puts straws in berries?" - andrea
• "EPIC!" - holly, andrea and pauline
• "I feel like..." - jerilyn

fall quarter '08

• "I want to name him Henry!" "you can call him Henry. I will call him Sick Nasty." - cynthia and bonnie

fall quarter '09

• "hey mark, when we get married ... to women..." - scott and mark
• "when we get married to women, can I still have the top bunk?" scott and mark

winter quarter '09

• "that wasn't british, it was french." - melanie and bonnie
• "I wish I was a cripple so you guys could carry me." pauline, melanie and lauren
• "I feel like the world is dead outside, right now..." "that's because it's two-thirty IN THE MORNING." - pauline, bonnie and melanie
• "when we got done partying - I mean studying..." - andrea
• "andrea, you just won the game!" "crap, I just lost the game!" - pauline and andrea
• "humanimal: so if humans and apes cross-bred-" "chuck norris!" - melanie and pauline
• "you're having a spiritual crisis right now." - melanie, lauren and pauline
• "there are a lot of chairs." "in the world!" "is that a metaphor for something?!" - melanie, lauren and pauline
• cynthia: you're a notebook virgin!
  • leva: well, it ... hurt and felt fantastic at the same time?
• melanie: pauline ... if you were a robot, and everybody knew but you, would you want me to tell you?
  • pauline: um, yes?
  • cynthia: *gets up to hold my hand* pauline, there's something I have to tell you. I'm just - I'm just not looking for a relationship right now.
  • pauline: oh god, I hate DTRs.
  • melanie: they just make life worse.
  • cynthia: melanie, there's something I have to tell you ...
  • melanie: oh my gosh, I'm leaving!
  • pauline: I'm writing this down!
• melanie: *bouncing up and down on my bed* I need to go to the bathroom.
  • pauline: ...
  • melanie: k bye. *leaves*