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    • 1. You Can't Miss The Bear
    • 2. Free Goat
    • 3. Good Shit Lollipop
    • 4. Fashion Of The Christ
    • 5. Lude Awakening
    • 6. Dead In The Nethers
    • 7. Higher Education
    • 8. The Punishment Light
    • 9. The Punishment Lighter
    • 10. The Godmother

# Season 4, Episode 6 – Aired: 6/14/2004 Nine and a Half Months (2)

Steve panics as Susan goes into labour, Patrick panics as Sally goes Incredible-Hulk-style mad after finding out he's slept with Jane, who is oblivious to all the tension and is having a blissful afternoon with Oliver.

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• 5 Great 71 Votes

Season 4, Episode 5 – Aired: 6/7/2004 The Naked Living Room (1)

Oliver recalls a chance encounter in a supermarket, that sees Oliver inviting Jane back to his flat. Unfortunately the realization that he hasn't had a women for months reminds him that things such as porn and dirty dishes now replace the floor. But this doesn't seem to bother Jane all that much who strips in Oliver's living room. Meanwhile Patrick lets the fact slip that he slept with Jane during a conversation with Oliver and Steve; Which unluckily gets back to Sally. While all the drama unfolds Susan realizes that the pains in her stomach means the baby is finally on his way.

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• 4 Great 75 Votes

Season 4, Episode 4 – Aired: 5/31/2004 Circus of the Epidurals

It's time to start attending antenatal classes. Susan need a back-up birth partner, Steve is haunted by the ghost of spanking lesbians past and Sally is seeking the solace of a string quartet. Meanwhile, Jane is trying to find a way to out-keen Oliver.

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• 6 Great 73 Votes

Season 4, Episode 3 – Aired: 5/24/2004 Bed Time

Since the dawn of time, men and women have been falling in love - and men have been trying to get straight home afterwards. Can fallen playboy Patrick Maitland ever find his way home from the Enchanted Glade of his one true love and get a decent night's kip? Kate Isitt as Sally makes her singing debut.

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• 8 Great 82 Votes

Season 4, Episode 2 – Aired: 5/17/2004 Night Lines

A phone call between Susan and Sally grows and grows as Steve, Patrick, Oliver and Jane gradually find their way onto the line. Will the phone call ever end?

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• 7 Great 82 Votes

Season 4, Episode 1 – Aired: 5/10/2004 Nine and a Half Minutes

One bar, three different points of view, the same nine and a half minutes. Susan and Steve are pregnant (mostly Susan), Patrick and Sally are discussing relationships (mostly Sally), and Jane has a blind date - but will his job be a problem? Meanwhile, in the skies above an Aegean island, terrible danger grows.

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9 Superb 74 Votes Season 3, Episode 7 – Aired: 11/4/2002 Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

Sally is terrified that she might be pregnant, so she takes a pregnancy test and asks the other girls to do the same so that she knows what a negative result looks like. In her fluster she gets the tests muddled up. One of the girls is pregnant, but which one? Is it Sally? Well, she did have sex with awful Peter on the night that Patrick came to save her from the non-existent spider. Is it Jane? Well, with James away, she was so desperate for sex that she even briefly toyed with the idea of doing it with Jeff. But the pizza delivery man was on hand, so to speak. So, yes, it could be Jane. Is it Susan? She reveals that she has recently discovered she has a medical problem which prevents her from having children. It would take a miracle for her to be pregnant. So, who is?

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• 1 Superb 80 Votes

Season 3, Episode 6 – Aired: 10/28/2002 The Girl With One Heart

Susan has invited everyone over for dinner, which as we know is just asking for trouble. Steve is particularly worried because Susan has recently redecorated the bathroom, and removed the lock, thus robbing him of his Fortress of Solitude. Sally's worry is that Patrick is bringing his new girlfriend: she's frightened that she will overcompensate her feelings of hostility towards her new rival by being embarrassingly nice. Patrick dimly perceives there might be a problem, so has told Jennifer that Sally is a lesbian...

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• 6 Great 68 Votes

Season 3, Episode 5 – Aired: 10/21/2002 The Freckle, The Key And The Couple Who Weren't

Steve is troubled by a blemish on his bottom, which Susan hasn't noticed. James remembers where he knows Susan from. Jeff and Julia try spicing up their love life, but he loses the key to the handcuffs. Then Julia's chunky ex-boyfriend calls round, and he has to pretend that they're not a couple.

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• 1 Superb 78 Votes

Season 3, Episode 4 – Aired: 10/14/2002 Remember This

Sally is surprised to say the least when Patrick arrives at her flat at three in the morning to get rid of a spider for her. It turns out that he dreamt her distress call. What can this mean? Does Patrick subconsciously want to protect Sally? More shockingly, does Patrick have a subconscious? Encouraged by their friends, Sally and Patrick independently tell the story of how they first met...

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• 8 Great 75 Votes

Season 3, Episode 3 – Aired: 10/7/2002 Unconditional Sex

Jeff is still trying to decide wether he should cheat on his girlfriend Julia with Wilma, or not. While his friends try to help him, Jeff is no match in this debate for "devil woman" Wilma. She knows every argument that Susan (the expert in getting her own way) has ever used. Jeff paints himself into a terrifyingly extreme conversational corner, until he blurts out that the reason he can't have sex with Wilma is that his girlfriend is dead...

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• 4 Great 76 Votes

Season 3, Episode 2 – Aired: 9/30/2002 Faithless

Jane finds herself competing with the Supreme Being of the Universe and she feels it isn't fair on either of them. Jeff finds himself in the middle when he has to decide to cheat on his girlfriend Julia with Wilma or not.

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• 8 Great 83 Votes

Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 9/23/2002 Split

The action begins where it left off at the end of series 2 - Steve and Susan have had an argument about their future, and Susan storms out of Steve's flat in tears. The screen splits into two and we follow what happens to both Steve and Susan simultaneously. While Steve tries repeatedly to ring Susan, his courage failing every time, the girls are locked in a debate over the merits of 1471, and what it means if the phone "chirps". Eventually the tension at both ends of the phone gets too much. The boys and the girls set out for "the Temple of Woman': the girls' case, a beauty salon; in the boys' case, a lap dancing club.

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• 3 Superb 101 Votes

Season 2, Episode 9 – Aired: 10/29/2001 The End of the Line

Steve and Susan's relationship is drifting into a new phase. They are beginning to get on each other's nerves. A bizarre set of misunderstandings brings on a crisis.

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• 1 Superb 95 Votes

Season 2, Episode 8 – Aired: 10/22/2001 Naked

As Jeff's 30th birthday approaches, his new boss Julia Davis questions the girls about whether one should kiss a junior work colleague, while Jeff admits to the lads that he had a close encounter of the Nat (Nose Avoidance Tilt) kind in a stationery cupboard at work.

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• 8 Great 84 Votes

Season 2, Episode 7 – Aired: 10/15/2001 Dressed

Patrick has boasted to his business associate, Ivan, amongst other things that he has a wife, and when Ivan comes to the bar, Patrick presses Sally and then Susan into pretending to be his wife. Things turn awkward when Steve proposes to Susan while she is pretending to be faithfully married to Patrick. Meanwhile, Jane is invited on a dinner date by Bill, a man she chatted up in a pub, but makes an unfortunate choice of clothing for the evening.

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• 7 Great 84 Votes

Season 2, Episode 6 – Aired: 10/8/2001 Gotcha

It's one year since Steve and Susan's first date, and he is dreading questions about their future. And then a wedding invitation drops through their front door. Patrick meets an ex who appears to fail to recognize him.

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• 5 Great 88 Votes

Season 2, Episode 5 – Aired: 10/1/2001 Jane and the Truth Snake

Jane gets the sack as a traffic reporter for a local radio station, and decides on a new career in children's entertainment. She starts rehearsing with a pink snake hand puppet, which turns out to have an unstoppable ability to tell the bald truth. Patrick is trying to dump his latest girlfriend Lynda, but when she says she's interested in a threesome, he desperately starts backtracking.

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• 8 Great 88 Votes

Season 2, Episode 4 – Aired: 9/24/2001 The Melty Man Cometh (2)

Following their disastrous encounter, Patrick seeks reassurance from Steve & Jeff, who explain to him the theory of the Melty Man, and Sally seeks reassurance from Jane & Susan, who try to comfort her with their own "failure" experiences.

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• 9 Great 94 Votes

Season 2, Episode 3 – Aired: 9/17/2001 Her Best Friend's Bottom (1)

When Steve pops into Susan's flat, he accidentally sees Sally's naked bottom. This incident leads to dilemmas and awkwardness all round, which are dealt with in the classic sequence outlined by Jeff: the prickles (an embarrassed silence), the blurts (talking too fast), followed by the ‘head laugh’.

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• 9 Great 90 Votes

Season 2, Episode 2 – Aired: 9/10/2001 My Dinner in Hell

After watching an embarrassing program on TV with Susan, Steve bumps into his dream celebrity, Mariella Frostrup, in the bar, but it is not the dream encounter he might like, as she pours her drink down his trousers. Jane and Sally's attempt to make friends with her get him into more trouble as he then has to have dinner with Susan's liberal-minded parents, which turns into a nightmare as misunderstandings multiply.

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9 Superb 105 Votes Season 2, Episode 1 – Aired: 9/3/2001 The Man with Two Legs

Jeff finally gets to speak to Chrissy, the woman on the train whose leg he has been fancying for days, and tells her that he only has one leg, a lie which becomes ever harder to undo. Meanwhile, Sally is dating a "surgeon" called Liam, and Jeff wonders whether it would be easier.

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• 9 Great 94 Votes

Season 1, Episode 6 – Aired: 6/16/2000 The Cupboard of Patrick's Love

Patrick has a cupboard of video tapes of his former girlfriends, not to mention Britt Ekland in The Wicker Man. Jeff is excited, but Steve is appalled, when he realizes that Susan must be amongst them. Susan is also horrified when she realizes this in the company of the other girls. Later on, she arrives at Patrick's, and is outraged at what she finds going on there.

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• 1 Superb 115 Votes

Screenshot of Coupling episode: The Girl with Two Breasts On Fancast Play Season 1, Episode 5 – Aired: 6/9/2000 The Girl with Two Breasts

Jeff and co. can't take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar. And the girl can't take her eyes off Jeff. Jeff goes over to talk to her, only to discover that she doesn't speak a word of English, which to Jeff of course is quite a relief. Her interpreter, Alice, tells Jeff she's Israeli, then whisks her away. The next day the girl is back and Jeff attempts to chat her up. With neither speaking a word of the other's language, it is an utter disaster.

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• 2 Superb 116 Votes

Season 1, Episode 4 – Aired: 6/2/2000 Inferno

Steve is plunged into total panic when he suspects that Susan has found one of his porn videos. To fill the embarrassing silence, he tells her he loves her, but Susan is well-aware that he was merely panicking. Susan invites all the friends over for a dinner party. Jane brings her therapist, Jill, who everyone assumes is there as Jane's date. In front of everyone, Susan insists that Steve justify his passion for the offending porn film, Lesbian Spank Inferno.

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9 Superb 114 Votes Screenshot of Coupling episode: Sex, Death & Nudity On Fancast Play Season 1, Episode 3 – Aired: 5/26/2000 Sex, Death & Nudity

Jeff explains to the guys about 'The Giggle Loop': the danger that the more you try to suppress laughter in important silences, the harder you want to laugh. Jane's aunt has died, and she wants Steve to come to the funeral, pretending to be her boyfriend still. Susan invites herself, and so Patrick must come as her 'boyfriend', and all six end up going.

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• 8 Great 99 Votes

Season 1, Episode 2 – Aired: 5/19/2000 Size Matters

Susan and Steve prepare to go on their first date (or at least, their first date without their friends gatecrashing.) Susan suggests that she'll cook, sparking debate as to whether that means she's inviting Steve to have sex too. Susan tells Sally - and Steve - that Patrick is particularly well-endowed. This leaves Sally with a tricky dilemma: she's always sworn never to have sex with a Tory, but Patrick is a very big boy... Meanwhile, Steve is increasingly intimidated by Patrick's huge reputation, until Susan finally puts him at ease.

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• 7 Great 119 Votes

Season 1, Episode 1 – Aired: 5/12/2000 Flushed

Steve tries to break up with Jane, who refuses until he asks out Susan. Susan has just broken up with Patrick, who immediately hooks up with her best friend Sally. Jeff is worried how his relationships with Steve and Susan will be affected if they get together, especially if a lie he has told about his past with Susan comes out.