• redwood trees: nice personality and looks are majestic like wow boy you are so cool your face is like sunshine lighting up the world
• trees: nice personality and looks are good
  • ex. sam j (i think he might just be a redwood i mean girl look at the bone structure and boy i like your style but i'm not 100% positive about the personality part)
  • ex2. marshall c (boy it was 2 am we weren't thinking [well nora wasn't haha] but YOU ARE A TREE OK DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE and you are a dork with your sassy pants)
• trubs: nice personality and looks are decent
  • ex. jonathan t
• shrubs: nice personality but looks just don't cut it
  • ex. people we know
• tumbleweeds: not even worth looking at (tumble away!)
  • ex. too many people to list........... JKJK THAT'S TERRIBLE

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• flowers: pretty boys
• butterflies: gay boys
• fungus: seems like fun guys but actually aren't; dicks