- john and teddy
- an overambitious mosquito farmer who has their life motto as "if at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"
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- "how are they overambitious then tho" "maybe he's just mean to other people"
- i imagined it as some old grandpa so steblom v ustach ako to hovori xdd a nejake take farmarske oblečenie a ruky na hrudi
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- a mild mannered bureaucrat who drives to work in an ice cream truck. is wanted in every state except Montana and North Dakota for petty crimes against lawn gnomes
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- i think they would be boyfriends
- headcanon that they would meet because the second character would be on his private property abusing his lawn gnomes
- and the farmer would be like "what is THIS FUCKERY" with a vein popping up on his forehead bc he has no chill
- it be like that sometimes when u have to stand mosquito bites the whole day every day
- hed call him a loser (eventually as a petname too)
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- ice cream guy could give him ice cream as a peace offering after abusing his gnomes
- "omg what would be his favorite flavor" "maybe sumn people usually hate and hed be like "you all are tasteless." "
- what if he,, secretly likes cotton candy,,,, like he's so tough so maybe he wouldn't like to admit it
- he could like try to sneak it out of his trunk when hes not looking
- and the ice cream truck dude would always complain that some stupid kids are stealing his cotton candy ice cream
- the farmer would just cough awkwardly in the background like "yeah how terrible"
- i think they would have hate sex often bc he would keep beating up his lawn gnomes
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- i think the farmer would take him on dates to the woods surrounding his farm to hunt cryptids
- "do u think the ice cream guy would believe in them or be like nah well never see one"
- maybe at first he would just tags along because he wants them to make up against a tree and doesn't believe in it :dd but then they would hear weird voices and get scared and run so he would start to believe?
- then he could get more curious and ask the farmer about it
- and the farmer could be like "yeah see what did i tell u? maybe if u believed me i could answer u but now .. u missed ur chance" to tease him xdd
- " i bet he would take it out on his gnomes later,,, like a revenge for not telling him"
- maybe eventually he could tell him xd after they have sex again because of the gnomes
- (gnome kink,, they have orgies in the backyard while mosquitos suck on them) l o l
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- si predstavujem že ma take male fuzy xd
- i think that the second character would always wear those cheap suits in weird colors
mar 8 2020 ∞
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