• john and teddy
  • an overambitious mosquito farmer who has their life motto as "if at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"
  • "how are they overambitious then tho" "maybe he's just mean to other people"
  • i imagined it as some old grandpa so steblom v ustach ako to hovori xdd a nejake take farmarske oblečenie a ruky na hrudi
  • a mild mannered bureaucrat who drives to work in an ice cream truck. is wanted in every state except Montana and North Dakota for petty crimes against lawn gnomes
  • i think they would be boyfriends
  • headcanon that they would meet because the second character would be on his private property abusing his lawn gnomes
  • and the farmer would be like "what is THIS FUCKERY" with a vein popping up on his forehead bc he has no chill
  • it be like that sometimes when u have to stand mosquito bites the whole day every day
  • hed call him a loser (eventually as a petname too)
  • ice cream guy could give him ice cream as a peace offering after abusing his gnomes
  • "omg what would be his favorite flavor" "maybe sumn people usually hate and hed be like "you all are tasteless." "
  • what if he,, secretly likes cotton candy,,,, like he's so tough so maybe he wouldn't like to admit it
  • he could like try to sneak it out of his trunk when hes not looking
  • and the ice cream truck dude would always complain that some stupid kids are stealing his cotton candy ice cream
  • the farmer would just cough awkwardly in the background like "yeah how terrible"
  • i think they would have hate sex often bc he would keep beating up his lawn gnomes
  • i think the farmer would take him on dates to the woods surrounding his farm to hunt cryptids
  • "do u think the ice cream guy would believe in them or be like nah well never see one"
  • maybe at first he would just tags along because he wants them to make up against a tree and doesn't believe in it :dd but then they would hear weird voices and get scared and run so he would start to believe?
  • then he could get more curious and ask the farmer about it
  • and the farmer could be like "yeah see what did i tell u? maybe if u believed me i could answer u but now .. u missed ur chance" to tease him xdd
  • " i bet he would take it out on his gnomes later,,, like a revenge for not telling him"
  • maybe eventually he could tell him xd after they have sex again because of the gnomes
  • (gnome kink,, they have orgies in the backyard while mosquitos suck on them) l o l
  • si predstavujem že ma take male fuzy xd
  • i think that the second character would always wear those cheap suits in weird colors
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