references I often want to make around people who won't understand them

• "You're DOIN' IT WRONG." (In Ray William Johnson's voice)
• Two Camels in a Tiny Car
• foreign pretentious troll
• "I fell in love at the Apple store"
• "WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY" & "I'm not sure if it's a thing."
• "Get to the alligator pit!"
• "It's Tuesday, fiveawesomegirls. I feel completely ridiculous." & "Why am I rapping? I got challenged, so I'm rapping."
• "Today is awesome because..."
• the Internet Killed Television theme song
• "I'M AWESOME. No, you're not, dude, don't lie..."
• "I'm Dailyboothing online, every time I snap a pic the comments explode..."
• Lex's version of Love The Way You Lie
• Ken's breakdown in season 2 of Digimon
• The scifi plotline to the Suite Life of Zack and Cody movie
• I Am Not a Robot
• Chickens Inspired By Motherfucking Extraordinary Chickens