- prohibit the usage of slippers by people with ugly feet
- ban children singers (except Jordy ... he rocked)
- ban hip hop music
- prohibit any human intelectual activity between 5 am and 9 am
- create a law to make sure Disney World would never go bankrupt
- recognize dogs as the superior form of beauty
- make bathing at least one time a day mandatory
nov 17 2009 ∞
nov 17 2009 +