• prohibit the usage of slippers by people with ugly feet
  • ban children singers (except Jordy ... he rocked)
  • ban hip hop music
  • prohibit any human intelectual activity between 5 am and 9 am
  • create a law to make sure Disney World would never go bankrupt
  • recognize dogs as the superior form of beauty
  • make bathing at least one time a day mandatory
nov 17 2009 ∞
nov 17 2009 +