• "perhaps you dont recognize the internet sensation 'little gay kid from youtube'?"
• "how do you explain this?!" -"..uh... the ceiling fan is broken!"
• "i wonder why that guy killed his brother. i bet its cuz he stole his nachos."
• "You see those stars, Ariel? That's Aquarius."

"Like…my great great uncle? He's…stars, now?" "…what? No, they're constellations…pictures formed from the stars." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312895/3/Between_the_Ocean_and_the_Sky

• "obamas suit is made out of cheese? is this true?"

urb "Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon! " The group of preteens screamed uncontroably as one did something stupid. "

• niok:"am i in the story?" me:"yes. and you die too."

" screw this im gonna flag all the comments for no reason " "and if you really need hax to beet donkeykong you must be menatlly retarded.. your parents made a mistake making you your an EPIC FAILURE IN LIFE.......................... "