• "charlie won this civil case because it was a civil case, so the part about him stealing the TV was basically ignored."
• "no excuses. it will not help. ignorance is no excuse."
• "cindy can get by with this one becuase she is saying she thought it was perfectly normal to sell drugs."
• "a contraption that was on the ceiling shook and fell, causing a reaction of fireworks."
• how old are you?

-[me and my friend mumble] "uh.. uhm thirr.. uh teen...ish."

• what is your address?

-"uhm.. sixttyyy...."

• "okay just be sure to bring it back"

-"i do!"

• "see you later!"

-"you too!"

• me: "hey dad the dryer isnt working!"

dad: *checks dryer* ....."its on OFF mode."

• bus driver: "see you tomorrow!"

me: "you too!"

• ..if my reply doesnt sound creepy i dont know what does.