that there should be fanfic/art of (a.k.a. if these exist send them to me alreadyyyyy & if not what is wrong with the internet)

• school hard (2.03) / what's my line pt. 1 (2.09)
  • spike & drusilla painting each other's nails while watching tv
• phases (2.15)
  • giles' lecture to oz about being a werewolf with a globe &c.
• passion (2.17)
  • au: angelus is a (human) serial killer whose m.o. is to draw portraits of his victims before he kills them. buffy is the detective on the case & he totally gets in her head & everything comes crashing down ughhhh crap now I really want this
    • soundtrack! black keys, "tighten up"
• becoming pt. 2 (2.22)
  • au: spike & buffy in a band (her on drums/triangle, him lead singer duh)
    • doppelgängland (3.16) OMG ok so we've got buffy on drums/triangle & spike singing ("duh") & oz on bass & giles on guitar & he takes vocals sometimes too which of course spike is never thrilled about ("god how I must hate you") but he can't argue with the fans' response which mostly involves all the ladies swooning over him cause hey at least it brings in some revenue. AND THEN angel is the roadie and goddddd how he loathes/is jealous of spike WHICH BECAUSE ALSO that is such a great turnaround from their relationship on the show!!!!
• faith, hope & trick (3.02)
  • what faith's female, presumably non-evil watcher might have been like
• beauty & the beasts (3.04)
  • dru's reaction when she realizes spike left miss edith behind when they fled sunnydale
  • small breakfast-y moments between giles & oz, post-full moons! prob discussing music, lbr
• lovers walk (3.08)
  • moar of the mayor's "fond" recollections re: s2 spike. possible amazing interactions??
• the wish (3.09)
  • friendship between cordelia & anya! plssss
    • orrrr anya/cordy. what can I say? I have an eye for the good stuff
• doppelgängland (3.16)
  • buffy, willow & xander hanging out & watching "biography"
• enemies (3.17)
  • the mayor cheering faith up by taking her out for mini golf
  • au: faith actually does bring angelus back, buffy is of course traumatized but soon faith realizes she's bit off more than she can chew (obvs a. is only really using her for whatever reason, he doesn't care about her (all f. ever wants from anyone is affection & he can't give her that) bc he (still!!) has unfinished business with b.) & has to go to b. for help which she is loathe to give but in the end what can she do!! so she & f. grow closer through the turmoil & well
    • (all the AUs omggggggg)
• earshot (3.18)
  • au (lol): faith/buffy/angel as iago/othello/desdemona
• the prom (3.20)
  • I guess there were a lot of write-in ballots wait did the students, like, organize a mass voting for the class protector award? did enough people just write her in of their own coincidental volition? did they just write "buffy summers for school superhero" or what? did some people give, like, witness accounts as rationale/evidence? was there a committee that voted on it? how did that meeting go? who decided on the umbrella? who decorated it?? WHO ARE THESE UNSUNG HEROES?! inquiring minds want to know!!
• graduation day pt. 2 (3.22)
  • au where angel drinks from faith. does buffy pull him off & let her live? is there residual sexy feelings?
• a new man (4.12)
  • au where angelus gets a chip. i feel like he would just.............. explode. like, where spike gives in to self-pity (another side effect of being so human??) angelus would become a whirlwind of destruction — the mental kind. he always took a more (idk the word for it) theoretical?? approach to destruction in contrast to spike's physical approach. i feel like he would figure out a way to 1. manipulate others into violence on his behalf & 2. totally get into the mindgames
    • (THOUGH IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER TO JUST IMAGINE HIS FRENZIED ATTEMPTS AT INCITING TERROR VIA DRAWINGS AND EVERYONE LAUGHING "OH HIM AGAIN" AND THROWING THEM AWAY AND ANGELUS HOWLING HIS INEFFECTUAL FURY INTO THE NIGHT)
      • UNLESS omg what if the initiative makes like a special chip for him that doesn't let him do bad mental things either bc he is obviously a psychopath moreso than the other vampires? so then literally all he can do is make his pictures!!!!!! omg in my dream au where this occurs the scoobies only let him use ~*~glitter crayons~*~ and they put all of his drawings on the fridge with little star stickers on them and also critique them a lot ("are you serious rn angelus that doesn't even look like giles") and all he can do is SILENTLY RAGE and then get huge chip-headaches bc of it. lol also maybe he can't even write SOON on them without the chip hurting him so he has to write things like HUGS and PUPPIES instead WHY IS ANGEL/US SO MUCH FUN TO MAKE FUN OF HAHAHA damnit i want this to be reallllllllll
• primeval (4.21)
  • GOV'T GUY: Civilians will be monitored, and we have the usual measures prepared should they try to go public. We don't think they will.
  • ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooohh what if the HAD though omg scooby gang on the RUN with intimate knowledge of gov't conspiracies PLUS all the shady supernatural things they already know they could be the ROGUE DEMON HUNTERs wesley wanted to be but never could plus road trip trope cause they could never stay in one place very long THIS IS THE DARK!AU (/x-files crossover) OF MY DREAMS
• i was made to love you (5.15)
  • anya showing tara how she uses the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't forget about angel da-nah da-nah

• salvage (4.13)
  • SPINOFF: wesley & faith & hallucination!lilah because wesley's slowly going crazy and faith's, you know, topic expert.
    • "after all wesley’s been through, suddenly he is the perfect watcher for faith ... also lol at faith being mildly confused at wesley's new sexiness"