- Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
- Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
- Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, or Syd Barrett in vain.
- Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile. Some people are just nice.
- Thou shalt not read NME.
- Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
- Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
- Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
- Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
- Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
- Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
- Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friends, take drugs, and cheat on him.
- Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
- Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads.
- Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks.
- Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you’re done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
- Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you’re never going to fucking talk to.
- Thou shalt not put musicians or recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are, or were.
- The Beatles were just a band.
- Led Zeppelin – just a band.
- The Beach boys – just a band.
- The Sex Pistols – just a band.
- The Clash – just a band.
- Crass – just a band.
- Minor Threat – just a band.
- The Cure – just a band.
- The Smiths – just a band.
- Nirvana – just a band.
- The Pixies – just a band.
- Oasis – just a band.
- Radiohead was just a band.
- Bloc Party – just a band.
- The Arctic Monkeys – just a band.
- The next big thing – just a band.
- Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
- Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches & bling were never part of the Four Elements, and never will be.
- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.
- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.
- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.
- Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.
- Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
- Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
- Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
- Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
- When I say ‘hey,’ thou shalt not say ‘ho.’
- When I say ‘hip,’ thou shalt not say ‘hop.’
- When I say/he say/she say/we say ‘make some noise’… kill me.
- Thou shalt not quote Me Happy
- Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
- Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
- Thou shalt spell the word “phoenix” p-h-e-o-n-i-x, not p-h-o-e-n-i-x, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
- Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying, ‘izzit.’
- Thou shalt think for yourselves.
- And thou shalt always – thou shalt always kill.
jul 15 2010 ∞
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