"monkey" is apparently one of The Office writers' favorite words.

• 2.02 sexual harassment hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.
• 2.14 the carpet I only give my organs to my real friends. go get yourself a monkey kidney.
• 2.21 conflict resolution my shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.
• 3.01 gay witch hunt I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them, so they could go out there & have some torrid unabashed monkey sex as much as they could.
• 3.02 the convention yes, monkey. / don't "monkey" me! you can't wait to get out of here, A.R.M.
• 3.03 the coup business is like a jungle, & I am like a tiger. & dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.
• 3.06 diwali
  • don't go. they eat monkey brains.
  • they love sex positions. I present to you: the kama sutra. I mean, look at that. who's seen that before? / I have. that's the "union of the monkey."
• 3.10 a benihana christmas monkey, this is possum. do you copy?
• 4.01 fun run
  • hey monkey, what's up?
  • hey, monkey.
  • maybe there's some sort of animal that we could make a sacrifice to. like a giant buffalo, or some sort of monster. like something with the body of a walrus, with the head of a sea lion. or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. or just... the head of a monkey, with the antlers of a reindeer, with, uh... the body of a porcupine.
• 4.02 dunder mifflin infinity no, please don't do this, monkey.
• 4.04 money monkey problem? no, I'm not having monkey problems. why would I have monkey problems? / you heard me correctly. / oh, I hate monkeys.

tbc.