- a new employee, on seeing a small power drill: "Oh, if I'd known you guys had stuff like that here, I would've brought my blowtorch. To make french onion soup for lunch."
- "Do you know what the limitations on what you can put in an envelope are?"
- "What are you trying to send?"
- "A blade. It's stuck open. The reason I'm sending it in the first place is because I can't close it."
- "Hi!"
- "Hi."
- "How are you?"
- "Fine! You?"
- "CRAZY!"
- "... ha ha... ha."
- [awkward pause.]
- "THIS PLACE MAKES ME SWEAT!"
- [I walk into the lobby, see someone I take Great Pains to avoid & want to leave but I've already stopped to wait for the elevators ughhh.]
- "Ready for the long walk home?"
- ..."It's not that long a walk."
- "hahaha. I know."
jul 29 2011 ∞
oct 13 2011 +