While I don't kin any characters, here are some blorbos I'm currently obsessed with. I've written frequently about some of these trash goblins in a03 fics, if you're curious as to why I would like them. Most are villains.

Garbage taste smh

• Clarence; Philip Buchanon LaFresque (Penumbra)
• Asra Nox (Starbound)
• Ace; Akane Kurashiki (Zero Escape)
• Mike Meekins; Godot; Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)
• Kristoph Gavin (Apollo Justice)
• Blaise Debeste; Justine Courtney (AA investigations)
• Mael Stronghart (TGAA)
• Wilardo Adler (Witch's Heart)
• Mrs. Frisby (The Rats of NIMH)
• Hinata Matsuri (Suzune Magica)

More in the platonic sense; no actual crushes here. I'm in support of shipping canon characters with OCs and self-shipping. Not attacks over fiction