please tag/spoiler/avoid mentioning these topics when ur talking to me

• drug overdose (jokes)
  • though im sometimes fine with serious, academic discussions about overdose, if im already feeling shitty just dont mention it at all please
• self harm (images and sometimes jokes)
  • the phrase "sfx makeup" and sometimes "beans", "yeets", "barcode" and "cat scratches"
  • pencil sharpener blades and wilkinson sword blades
• any mention of weight (negative OR positive)
• bugs/insects
  • especially spiders and ants
  • butterflies included
• rape jokes from non victims
• saying "you look cute when you're angry" (to me or anyone. just like. in my general vicinity.)
• tan cars
  • particularly midsize, blocky models; anything that looks like a tan buick sedan