- "Everyone wants Rich to corrupt them."
- "I'm afraid of swallowing."
- "Everyone swallows things everyday."
- "It's not like I have muscular dystrophy or something."
- "I need to get some duct tape, so I won't say ridiculous things anymore."
- "Make a list of shirts you own."
- "March Madness is a championship tree."
- "I don't like sugar water. So, I bought 10 Vitamin Waters."
- "Beware the horrors of Ebay. Fat men reflections in toasters."
- "Two girls making out in the rain is hotter than two guys making out in the rain."
- "They should outlaw lumberjack lesbians making out in the rain and only let lipstick lesbians make out in the rain."
mar 16 2008 ∞
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