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  • "Allo Snotface! UGH, Look at you! You're all older! And even uglier! I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, lay down!"
  • "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
  • "You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand."
  • "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?"
  • "I'm reaping what I sow, I'm getting what I deserve..."
  • "I'm taking this! *SNIIFF*"
  • "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
  • "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
  • I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion"
  • "I was drunk!" "Was your vagina drunk?"
  • "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
  • "I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag."
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