alright, there have been a couple. i hope i am able to recall all the ones i have heard and will not all be in perfect chronological order

• President Bill Clinton cheats with Monica on his wife.
• Bill Clinton is removed from office
• Gray Davis is also removed from office
• Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger runs for office
• He actually wins and becomes California governor or "governator"
• Bush runs against Gore
• Bush beats out Gore in controversial and possibly "set" election
• Anthrax threats
• Bird Flu
• Swine flu
• Twin towers in New York are attacked
• Bush sends troops to Iraq to find Osama
• Economy completely dies.
• Osama sends videos
• Saddam Hussein is found and hung
• Many soldiers die
• Obama runs for president and wins
• Obama is first black president
• Dream act makes it a little further.
• Obama says troops will return home soon and yet nothing...
• Government is shut down