• throwing oranges. hating oranges. fuck them.
    • especially the gross ones
    • lobbing them everytime i left the room
  • watching the office
    • foreheads everywhere, literally screaming at me
    • burnt guy in the screen being weird
    • hovering faces
    • everyone was orange
    • the colours were so bright and horrible
  • watching that chinese thing
    • everyone being slightly confused on the purpose of it (i was so tripped i didn't care)
    • the lil chinese man who was adorable and so so so funny every time he opened his mouth
    • chickens or spoons which were they?
  • watching glee.
    • the main teacher, mr s or w/e, literally a fucking monster. his eyes popping out and mouth stretching out so wide.
      • immy screaming at his face when it went backwards especially
    • the coach quite similar with lips
    • THEIR EYEBROWS
    • britney appearing everywhere and fucking everyone over
    • sometimes necks would extend and heads would travel
  • finding immy on the floor with a bottle of beer, asking anyone to take it back. anyone. wearing her/our cloak.
  • finding a beer in the bathroom
  • fucking dragons for about 5 seconds on the side of the house
  • finding africa in the butts jar, on a house, i dont know
  • watching the lion king and everything being funny. especially the colors.
  • watching a lot of things that didn't make sense
    • those three tacos and then the people throwing them up on each other then throwing up rats
    • some bikers baking thing where they tried some food and we literally one off
    • spongebob noooo
  • lines in the television always always always
    • everything had lines of aurora
    • at a real peak the rainbow colour effect thing would just appear and i'd see like three of everything
  • seeing the town lights in the distance and thinking they were fake
    • then thinking they were a city like venice or new york
  • thinking our little house was in it's own little globe and we were all characters and everything was a set
    • comparing us to it's a small world ride but without the boat ride, just a walk through
  • wondering if ellie would ever leave the back of the garden
  • burning ice and fuck it actually does
  • putting said ice lolly in johns sandwich. then a small old banana. he crushed it. :(
  • the upstairs v downstairs
    • jack, chay, toni, jenna, and ruby were upstairs.
      • jenna had a panic attack and immy said it's because she looked in the mirror, also at my colourful hair (she didn't get colours))
      • immy pissed at ruby since the only rule was that no one go in her parents room and then they all went in there naked with a random rug, making a nice space of it
      • chay kid constantly popping in asking if we had rizlas or a fucking phone to chew on fuck oFF! he was also topless
      • jack was in his boxers. all night. selling things, walking round, hugging, kissing. literally hugged me. basically offered free things in the future. was so chill about it all noooooo
      • toni who has never smiled at me, and i've met vaguely (v. much so) twice, coming out the fucking bathroom door in just a thong and nothing else. closing the door. waiting a few. leaving anyway and just hiding under the covers.
    • it being them and us. immy saying if the house survived past 12 we were all gonna be okaaay
  • weird yellow thing following me the whole time
may 31 2014 ∞
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