- the only crime that's being committed today... is the crime of ugliness. and sadly, you can't press charges for that.
- kids spend all their time on the internet. 'hi, who are you?' get them off the internet. the internet's a very, very dangerous place.
- i eat stickers all the time, dude!
- jesus christ, charlie! you're drinking sunblock. // it's good. it gets you, it gets you all hnnngh
- cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright. you don't know shit about cats.
- when i'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
may 5 2014 ∞
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