- so, uh how old are your kids? / no kids. / uh-oh.
- what i hear when i'm being yelled at is people caring loudly about me
- (when she starts throwing poop at the teenagers ago exclaims 'this is actually quite fun!')
- (removes the leg cast) oh wow it's like a sweaty pinãta. / hey my ipod! / oh yeah, my pirate!
- the thing about youth culture is... i don't understand it
- oh ann i always forget because you're so pretty, you're not used to rejection
- we are like robin hood. we steal from the club, we give to ourselves.
- yeah... yeah and keeping ones eyes open is always a good rule to thumb around guns
- divorce is the number two most stressful event in a persons life. of course, marriage is number seven. so... watch out everyone! it's all bad.
- looking at her.. i feel like she might be the perfect spooning size for me.
- ya know, for a gay couple, you're being really gay.
- april, you're like an angel with no wings. / so like a person?
- plus my nana used to tell me, you sleep when you're dead. my nana, she used to say the best stuff. don't work yourself into a lather. look where it is and you'll find it. don't put me in a home. tell the truth and shame the devil. the devil knows where you're hiding. if you take enough drives with the devil, pretty soon he's gonna drive. she was really into the devil.
- tell me every single detail of your day.
- oh boy hold on. be careful. / what? / the floor and the wall just switched. walk verrrry carefully.
- i think you’ve got several options. they’re all terrible… but you have them.
- i'm not lonely. i have me.
- ohhh god. i wonder who else was born in eagleton. voldemort probably.
- when i eat, it is the food that is scared of me.
sep 2 2014 ∞
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