- I wish I was a basilisk so I could explore your chamber of secrets
- What do the enzyme helicase and teenage boys have in common? They both want to unzip your genes!
- I wish you were my calculator so I could plug my natural log into you
- Hey, wanna put your alpha heilx in my beta barrel?
- Hey, baby, why don't you get your ligase working in my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand
- I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U
- You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage
- If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential
- If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar
- I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid
- I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming
- Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean
- One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff
- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl
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