• If you are stung by a jellyfish, pee on it
  • It’s creepy to watch your roommate sleep
  • There IS such thing as a holiday armadillo
  • Organic wax is edible
  • If you’re reading a scary book, put it in the freezer
  • Make sure you know the name of the person you marry
  • Hug and roll when you don’t want to cuddle all night
  • Women tell each other everything
  • There's no such thing as shark porn
  • You can get ordained over the internet
  • Don’t leave teeth whitening strips on for too long
  • Don’t wear leather pants
  • If you do wear leather pants, powder and lotion will not help you slide them back on
  • The underwire from a bra can be used to break into a car
  • Condoms are not 100% effective and that is on the box
  • Never use the words “we were on a break”
  • “How you doin” is the best pick-up line
  • A silent auction is not a contest to see who can guess the right price
  • If you’re a guy, don’t get your eyebrows waxed
  • It’s not smelly cat’s fault
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