- If you are stung by a jellyfish, pee on it
- It’s creepy to watch your roommate sleep
- There IS such thing as a holiday armadillo
- Organic wax is edible
- If you’re reading a scary book, put it in the freezer
- Make sure you know the name of the person you marry
- Hug and roll when you don’t want to cuddle all night
- Women tell each other everything
- There's no such thing as shark porn
- You can get ordained over the internet
- Don’t leave teeth whitening strips on for too long
- Don’t wear leather pants
- If you do wear leather pants, powder and lotion will not help you slide them back on
- The underwire from a bra can be used to break into a car
- Condoms are not 100% effective and that is on the box
- Never use the words “we were on a break”
- “How you doin” is the best pick-up line
- A silent auction is not a contest to see who can guess the right price
- If you’re a guy, don’t get your eyebrows waxed
- It’s not smelly cat’s fault
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