- club rush freshman year when i got attacked by that dog and this trad was like "IT'S LIKE HE'S RAPING HER" and the entire hill was looking at me
- the dozens of times i thought people were smiling at/waving to me when really it was somebody behind me
- my polo shirt coming unbuttoned while i was hugging my creepy band teacher
- every time somebody at starbucks/a restaurant/a movie says "enjoy your ____" and i say "you too"
- the one time i was greeting monroe and a girl between us thought i was greeting her instead
- my ex-boyfriend's mother commenting on my eating habits
- any and all negative comments on my birkenstocks :c
- mr fix-it calling me a tool because i said i didn't like weezer
- fainting right before a monkey surgery at the nih
- that lady in lucky who was "astounded" that i was "such a large size" thanks lady
sep 11 2010 ∞
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