- Be born.
- Reach age of one.
- Reach age of eight.
- Reach age of ten.
- Reach age of twelve.
- Reach age of fifteen.
- Reach age of eighteen.
- Reach age of twenty one.
- Reach age of fifty.
- Reach age of eighty.
- Reach a hundred years.
- To die.
- Kiss someone.
- That someone be a girl.
- Never that someone be a boy.
- That someone be loved.
- Have sex.
- With someone I love.
- Using special condoms.
- Without condoms.
- Get married.
- Only once before I die.
- If last item fails, more than ten times.
- Having kids.
- Having more than two kids.
- Having more than five kids.
- Falling in love.
- Loving that person until I die.
- NOT screwing up with that person.
- Getting into college.
- Skipping college prep year.
- Getting into Med School.
- Getting into a great school.
- Getting into Law School.
- Getting into Math School.
- Getting into Chemical Engineering School.
- Having a best friend for more than five years.
- Having a best friend for more than ten years.
- Having a best friend for more than twenty years.
- Having a best friend for more than fifity years.
- Dying with the same best friend by my side.
- Dressing up as:
- Jack Skellington.
- SuperMan.
- A Girl.
- Bozo.
- Link.
- A Highlander.
- Slash.
- SpiderMan.
- The Flash.
- Frodo.
- Uncle Fester.
- Cousin It.
- A giant iPod.
- A beer can.
- Robin Hood.
- Peter Pan.
- Batman.
- A Jedi Knight.
- Having:
- A hamster.
- A dog.
- A bass guitar.
- A Gibson Les Paul.
- A giant hamsterball.
- An iPod.
- A computer to call my own.
- A Lightsaber.
- Jedi Robes.
- A Tavern.
- A Brewery.
- A Farm.
- A Fridge.
- A job.
- A paying job!
- People obeying me.
- A credit card.
- Building:
- A woodhouse.
- A fire.
- A gigantic fire.
- A bomb.
- A Tavern.
- Authority Interventions:
jul 20 2009 ∞
jul 20 2009 +
