- (202): just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain’t no thang (917): really making moves this morning i see.
- (650): he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car.
- (610): I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
- (209): Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
- (603): You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard.
- (541): I’m listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression? (815): Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
- (828): That’s saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library.
- (616): Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
jul 31 2010 ∞
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