i could imagine myself becoming one of Marla’s stories.

• the time i flunked out of college
• the time i was almost mugged
• the prostitute in atlanta that kept me from getting raped at 2AM while i waited for MARTA to open
• the time i found $20 on my car window
• how i accidentally dated over a half dozen guys at once
• having to keep cory mathews from getting his ass kicked in canada
• my mountain dew fetish during my junior year of high school
• the fact that i once had a pony