- abigail beaumont — (_nazareth regional high school; 2002-2003_) cheering for the “lord”. this is what the girl who protested for a cheerleadering squad to be brought to good ‘ol nazareth regional referred to it as, and eventually? she convinced them enough to add cheerleading to the roster. everything was so prudey and pristine - the skirts were knee length, the tops were long sleeved, they weren’t allowed to wear any make-up at games. and, terri? she forced abby into joining - considering that the girl who had petitioned for the squad to be formed was the daughter of one of her “good friends”. so, abby joined, and it was legitimate hell on earth. thank wu tang that one of the girls got caught giving wandering around without their underwear on, drinking tequila. the entire team was disbanded. she was too tall to be a good cheerleader, anyway.
- effie odair — (_midwood high school; 2008-present) — she's the best fucking cheerleader ever. don't push the subject.
- hannah perry — (_midwood high school; 2005-2008_) — she was was a sophomore. the girl was getting on her fucking nerves, and yes, she may have sucker punched her, but did she throw a chair at the girl? no. she did not. if she had, hannah would have gloated about that shit. nevertheless, the principal and guidance counselor? chose to believe the rumors and gave her an ultimatum: it was either two weeks suspension and three months of after school suspension, or her joining an extracurricular activity to work off her “excess rage”. so, she chose cheerleading. she was convinced that she would have to do jack shit on the team — a few cartwheels, a split every here and there, and yelling at the top of her lungs at a crowd full of peers she wanted to run over with a fucking truck. she could do that. she could deal with that. little did she know? how much work it would actually be, and how much she would actually grow attached to it. she openly joined the next season, and she could have been captain, but no. she had other things to focus on, like kicking the ass of that prissy blonde boy. who did he think he was? hitting on her like that? also, he was lying when he said he didn’t know what a katana was. hadn’t he seen kill bill? jesus fucking christ.
- pixie archibald — (_midwood high school; 2004-2008_) she joined solely because… IT SEEMED LIKE SO MUCH FUN!11! and, that it was.
- vanessa rickman — (_midwood high school; 2005-2008_) pretty girls join cheerleading. and, she’s a pretty girl, right?
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