CHARACTER CURRENTLY EMPLOYED

• abigail beaumont — student social studies teacher at preston; waitress at sam is sam is sam's bar and grille
• alexander hendrix — head writer for a king's ransom (/wrists)
• andrew campanelli — odds and ends jobs at movie madness
• antwon jones — ~~~~sub artist at subway
• bijou leatherwood — actress
• blaise tzeka — ~attorney at law
• brody reyes — fbi supervisory special agent
• brynn prince — co-owner of the fucking amazing ~shop, hardcore and srs bsns cosmetologist
• cassidy mcqueen — he's playing the part of prince phillips on disney on ice, though don't ask him, he'll say prince eric
• cassiopeia hayes — hospital volunteer, lol, meaning: candy striper; waitress at applebee's
• colby casteel — assistant to the manager of the new york knicks
• connor espinosa — intern at nbc studios
• corey rickman — cashier at some random gas station
• dalton wells — he's a srs bsns cosmetologist
• donovan deluca — so, he's a cop, or more like a detective; even though, he's given the WEIRD JOBS, which he prefers
• dustin sweeney — actor, or something like that
• effie odair — sales associate at hollister, not one of those cunts that sprays perfume in your mouth, though
• emerson archibald — serious actor/model
• emmeline vance — she's a... caretaker/~cashier of sort at the magical menagerie
• francesca ferrari — ~disc-jockey at a local radio station
• gage williams — pretentious cook at mozburger
• gavin carter — he's a pretty... successful musician, at least successful for the area. he's garnered enough money to live off of it, anyway
• haley chung — cashier at a super hipster store; desk girl at a local dentist office
• hannah perry — bartender at both wesh and jake's bar and ~grille
• hayden yang — he's on a local mythbusters rip-off show, and does some ~repairs for computers and shit on the side
• hunter kanzantzakis — cashier at his stepdad's ice cream shoppe
• jacob sheehan — owner of a bar and grille, bartender at 'said' bar
• jason carpenter — he works within an ~architecture business; he generally builds things, but he's gradually earning a ~bigger role there
• jeffery benson — writer/co-creator of brocecution
• jenna dzubian — cashier at shell gas station
• josie white — intern/online columnist for nylon
• kaylee mcfly — casher/stocker at a random grocery store (for the time being)
• kelsey carlisle — bartender at da ghetto coyote ugly; she works with the brooklyn courthouse as a social worker on the sidelines with... one family
• kieran berkowitz — record executive
• linnaea potter — SHE'S A STRIPPER, OKAY? and proud.
• maizie kennedy — waitress at denny's
• marcus camden — mechanic
• marina tenderly — bradley robinson's personal assistant
• martini vanderbilt — 9-12 chemistry teacher at midwood
• montgomery carmichael — he does tri-monthly segments of his graphic novel for dark horse comics
• morgan romero — VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER
• nathaniel kimball — confectionist/ect. at amc empire 25
• nevada hammer — serious business screenwriter
• pixie archibald — assistant at a local daycare
• rainbow vaughn — music teacher at laguardia arts
• regina rosenberg — kraft service girl
• samantha sedgwick — kindergarten teacher
• sebastian sedgwick — projectionist at an ~indie cinema
• shay sedgwick — co-owner of record shop
• shane kinsey — 9-12 gym teacher at midwood
• spencer fuller — intern at radio station on weekends, cook/waiter at buffalo wild wings on weekdays
• sydney corwin — waitress at a random diner
• tatiyana guerrero — assistant to geraldo white, real estate agentizzle
• trenton lindberg — he has fbi credentials, but he has a desk job
• tristan bolton — cashier/cook at armando's house of hot sauce
• vanessa rickman — ~model
• zachariah donahue-silver — actor/writer/comedian and all that awesomesauce stuff

CHARACTERS UNEMPLOYED

• aiden quinlan
• belinda lennox
• braden ordway
• buffy weaving
• daisy obermeyer
• dominic bennett
• dylan kinsey
• elijah gujratis
• gabriella ancelli
• harper fitzgerald
• jagger wolfe
• james potter
• jamison collins
• jude lancaster
• leander lamas
• logan jones
• mason rickman
• maxwell wicks
• ryan outland
• ryleigh miller
• shanti singh
• stanley stanisford ii
• sven outland
• tatum wallace