If I exported my Twitter into a Listography, this would basically be it.

[2013-04-20] Saturday

• Gomelon, list. Writing 5 things a day is just so much easier than this (shhh)
• Finally bought new shoes! \o/ ... Not at all the kind of shoes I need to buy though orz

[2013-04-18] Thursday

• Most of the stuff I wanted done by the end of these holidays is done. \o/
• Keep forgetting about assignments though...

[2013-04-17] Wednesday

• Finally made an appointment to donate blood! /o/
  • 2013/04/27 ⋆ 10:30AM
  • Don't forget!

[2013-04-16] Tuesday

• Sometimes handymen are to be trusted. Even if they don't actually fix the door, and just add one of those hook-in-the-hole 'locks' instead of fixing the actual one.
• Didn't call Centrelink today. Whoops.

[2013-04-15] Monday

• What the heck would garlic pickled in soy sauce for over three years even taste like?

[2013-04-14] Sunday

• Plans never go according to plan.
• Even when trying to plan in advance.

[2013-04-13] Saturday

• Started Protect the Boss today. Let's see how long this takes.

[2013-04-11] Thursday

• Powerhouse Museum is pretty great even when you're alone.
• Holidays begin tomorrow!

[2013-04-10] Wednesday

• How to not fail:
• STEP ONE: Don't be such a fucking loser like holy shit what is wrong with you

[2013-04-09] Tuesday

• Happy birthday, Yume!
• Derped around as usual with free Ben & Jerry's and didn't study for the two exams I have in the next two days.
• Sigh

[2013-04-08] Monday

• Discovered GMarket. This is not at all a good thing.

[2013-04-07] Sunday

• Woke up this morning and watched some good old anime.
• But then I watched Code Name: Jackal and failed in my Reversion to Normal Eileen State A endeavour.
• Anime, self. Anime.

[2013-04-04] Thursday

• Today was supposed to be a work day, but that didn't happen.
• Instead I bought the Jellyfish Heart♥Project 2012/2013 Package.
• HAHAHA WHO NEEDS PRIORITIES

[2013-04-01] Monday

• Spent the entirety of the Easter long weekend over at Yume's house. Was only planning on spending one night. Somehow that became three.
• Well you know how our planned outings always go.
• Planned Tuesdays Japanese study sessions. This seems good so far. It's only been one day.
• You say "ho", I say "mo".

[2013-03-29] Friday

• I could probably throw a party an average of once a week whenever mother isn't home.
• I'm a fail terrible University student whoops.
• A shocking planned sleepover at Yume's house today. And I am late. Hmmm.

[2013-03-28] Thursday

• More proof that problems don't just get better.
• Gosh dang it.
• Also, I'm probably actually a really creepy friend. Surely people don't usually pay such close attention to these kinds of things.

[2013-03-26] Tuesday

• Almost forgot how lame AusPost was. Good thing they reminded me.

[2013-03-25] Monday

• There's no point in even recording all my lecture skips any more. This is kind of really very sad.
• But I'm doing better at Uni than I was last year (bad outcome for my potential future work ethic).

[2013-03-23] Saturday

• Hell week is over!! Shockingly still living.
• Why do I always update this past midnight www;

[2013-03-21] Thursday

• Surprisingly not as dead as I expected myself to be.
• Rediscovered the joys of fixing up a HTML+CSS theme to (current) perfection. Stayed up past 0300 doing it. Oh well.

[2013-03-19] Tuesday

• Screwed this week. So screwed, so very screwed. I thought I'd just say that before going to my doom and failing everything in an spectacular fashion just after Census dates close.
• ................ Regretting.

[2013-03-16] Saturday

• Finally opened a new bank account to help with saving money. This will be slow going.

[2013-03-15] Friday

• Finally getting off my lazy arse and syncing my iPod/uploading lectures onto it.
• Shocker.
• Except I'm doing this whilst the actual lectures are taking place.

[2013-03-12] Wednesday

• It would be nice if I actually looked good in plaid clothing. Then half the stuff I buy wouldn't be wasted so terribly.
• Slept instead of going to Uni early classes. So screwed for Maths. Always screwed for Maths.
• I wonder when it became such an attractive idea to drop Uni entirely.

[2013-03-11] Tuesday

• Made a Kpop Tumblr to save spamming my old one (that I haven't posted on in months, so I guess it doesn't really matter).
• On a list of bad choices, this one really takes the cake.
• Also, it lags my computer horribly because of the tabs and tabs of gifs (whoops).

[2013-03-10] Sunday

• Spent Saturday and Sunday with Yume and Yuffie doing the usual 3D lovah' things.
• That was great.
• Did absolutely no work whatsoever.
• That was not so great.

[2013-03-07] Thursday

• One day, these amazing Mach 3 pens are going to run out. I regret not buying at least 7 packs of 10 when they were on sale. I only bought 4.
• The point above may give you some sort of insight into my (admittedly sad) character.
• Skipped PHYS today, but it was my only 1 hour class. Totally justified. Don't question it.
• I'm nearly twenty. Oh god.

[2013-03-06] Wednesday

• Also because I don't know of any other way to lay out a date that looks nice welp
• Casually skipped a MATH and a PHYS lecture today to... to watch videos. of certain people. singing elephant songs. What is my life slowly turning into? Is it getting worse, and more and more senseless? Is this even possible? Life's Unanswered Questions.
• Decided that wearing ⅔rds of a 3 piece suit should not be allowed on extremely attractive men.
• Listened to some songs today. Cried. I'm sure normal people don't have such emotionally draining lives.
• Gave up on life. Skipped another MATH lecture since I had a free after it. Haven't started regretting it just yet...