- If I were a month, I would be early december, or march
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Monday
- If I were a time of day, I would be 11 PM
- If I were a planet, I would be Pluto, desolate, catalyst, not sure what to be considered
- If I were a sea creature, I would be coral
- If I were a city, I would be in the Olympic Peninsula
- If I were a direction, I would be northwest
- If I were a mythological creature, I would be a vampire
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a pillow
- If I were a sin, I would be a drug that makes everyone else sin
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Ghandi
- If I were a liquid, I would be rain
- If I were a stone, I would be the dark, smooth, skipping kind
- If I were a tree, I would be Moutain-mahogany
- If I were a bird, I would be a white owl
- If I were a flower, I would be a lupine
- If I were a tool, I would be a rake
- If I were an article of clothing I would be socks
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a long lasting rainstorm
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano
- If I were an animal, I would be wolf
- If I were a color, I would be a mossy, natury-green
- If I were a vegetable, I would be brocolli
- If I were a fruit, I would be a ripe banana
- If I were a sound, I would be breathing
- If I were a vehicle, I would be an old Chevy truck
- If I were a song, I would be Clair de Lune by Debussy
- If I were a movie, I would be Once
- If I were a book, I would be Frozen Fire
- If I were a food, I would be something Italian
- If I were an alcoholic beverage, I would be...that's a trick question, I would be a virgin something
- If I were place, I would be a forest
- If I were an ice cream flavor, I would be peanut butter
- If I were a material, I would be cotton
- If I were a taste, I would be blood, sweet, salty, and misunderstood
- If I were a scent, I would be the fresh air before it rains
- If I were a religion, I would be Unitarian Universalist
- If I were a word, I would be fog
- If I were an object, I would be a journal
- If I were a body part, I would be an eye
- If I were a facial expression, I would be blank
- If I were a subject in school, I would be psychology
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Velma
- If I were a pair of shoes, I would be black converse
- If I were a shape, I would be a cylinder
- If I were a number, I would be seven
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