A

• Armpit hair

B

• Broken headphones
• Biting into things
• Bitches
• Burnt cookies

C

• Celery smell
• Cheap toothpaste or soap
• Cakey makeup
• Cheaters

D

• Deadlines
• Dizziness

E

• Envy
• Envelope opening

F

• Farts
• Flies
• Format

G

• Gender stereotypes
• Gummy candy
• Guts
• Grape wine
• Guessing

H

• Headaches
• Homeless animals
• Hate

I

• Ink spills
• Itchiness

J

• Jello

K

• Kinky hair mornings

L

• Lard

M

• Milk

N

• Nutri-grain bars falling apart
• New shoes

O

• Olive smell

P

• Pubic hair
• Perfume overload
• Pencil squaking
• Pooping right after a shower

Q

• Quitters

R

• Rules
• Roadkill
• Red pens

S

• Stereotypes
• Spilling things
• Sandals
• Slow walkers
• Slow talkers
• Sunglasses indoors/on cloudy, rainy days

T

• Time

U

• Underwear

V

• Vag related cramps
• Victoria's Secret Pink

W

• Waking up too early
• Worry warting

X

• Xenophobes

Y

• Yawning in church

Z

• Zoos