• a paperweight
  • bookend
  • a doorstop
  • a toothbrush holder
  • the first steps of a wall
  • a fashion statement
  • a balance beam
  • a sturdy plate
  • a potato smasher
  • an extra-large replacement lego
  • a pestle for some killer guacamole
  • frisbee for the brave
  • natural male enhancement
  • lethal weapon
  • posture-improver
  • stress reliever
  • gum wrapper
  • collectible
  • ponytail-rubber holder
  • fashion doll
  • a home (for a worm or a pill bug)
  • a companion
  • a seat-saver
  • an oversize replacement domino
  • a protective, purse-friendly weapon
  • a loveseat for barbie and ken
mar 8 2009 ∞
feb 7 2011 +