Because if I write them down, maybe they'll bother me less? I'll be upfront in saying I, like everyone else, am a hypocrite and am guilty of all these things at one time or another, with the possible exception of puking on the floor. That's a cat thing

• Broken promises. Why do people agree to something with no intention of following through?
• A dirty sink. I inherited this OCD behavior from my mother. I can ignore other messes, but not this.
• Stepping in cat puke. I never get used to this.
• Dishonesty. It never fails to break my heart