In no particular order, here is my hypothetical list of what I would be doing if I had a different job (or what I might do if I wake up and decide I don't like teaching Art, which isn't likely.

• Professional Art Thief. I'm not much of a liar, and can't stand pressure, but I love the glamour of stealing Art. I'd keep the best paintings for myself.
• Baker. I want to own a cupcake shop.
• Travel Agent. I have wanderlust, really, really bad.