• "there's plenty of manatees in the sea" - tina, bob's burgers
  • "belchers from the womb to the tomb" - gene, bob's burgers
  • "naked and old and bringing home the gold" - louise, bob's burgers
  • "i woke up i found her that's all i know" - jesse pinkman, breaking bad
  • "yo, gatorade me bitch." - jesse pinkman
  • "We’re done when I say we’re done." – Walter White
  • "staring at beauty isn't a crime"
  • "kawaii in the streets. senpai in the sheets."
  • "everyone is going to leave scars, but we choose how deep they cut." - chen, how to tame your player
  • "once a wildcat, always a wildcat."
  • "the roof is not my son... but i will raise it."
  • "if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be."
  • "i was the beyonce in this school of lady gagas."
  • "No more half measures.” -Mike Ehrmantraut
  • ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
  • evaporate, tall person - sharpay
  • "my heart is tao but my body is kris" - showtime
  • 2 cool 4 school 2 lame 4 fame
  • そんなのほっとけよ。(sonna no hottoke yo = fuck that shit)
  • "Know this: I am addicted to you. I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forget its flavour."
  • "We look up at the same stars, and see such different things." - George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
  • "I ripped every bit of you out of my smile. I whispered you stardust. I spoke you into sunflowers. I dipped my hands in forever, touched you infinity, treated you as if you were the last molecule of oxygen inside of a gas chamber." - Rudy Francisco
  • if you can’t even handle me at my usagi you do not deserve my sailor moon
  • "have a khaki day" - kaitlyn (6teen)
  • "The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out." - the mist
  • "cancel my subscriptions, i'm over your issues"
  • "Sometimes the person you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger"
  • "basketball is played not with your height but with your heart."
  • “我很高兴见到你 (i am happy to have met you) 我很高兴认识你 (i am happy to have known you) 但最后, 没有你我更快乐。but in the end, i am happier without you.”
  • never half ass two things. whole ass one thing.
  • you can't spell subtext without buttsex.
  • hey, kate winslet. seen any ice bergs?
  • aegyo in the streets oppa in the sheets
  • when i first saw you i looked for a signature because every masterpiece has one.
  • you can call me nemo, because i'm never afraid to touch the butt.
  • "i hope you end up buried in a barrel in a mexican desert."
  • IM HERE TO SEW STITCHES AND CUT BITCHES
  • "all i see is a hallway. a long black hallway. oh wait theres a cliff." - nikki, 6teen (2.3)
  • don't let your tongue get your teeth knocked out
  • i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
  • i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
  • god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
  • “We build too many walls and not enough bridges.”
  • “I look at you, and I just love you, and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you.”
  • “If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am.” — William Chapman
  • “Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?” — Daughter by Janice Lee
  • not interested dot com forward slash you
  • this is some bullshit. shit to the bull.
  • *throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
  • We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
  • live for tomorrow, don't forget about yesterday. - 6teen
  • Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
  • TRY TO B THE RAINBOW IN SOMEONES CLOUD
  • you don't have to throw people under the bus. you can just be the bus.
  • "If you're not good at studying, don't even think about liking me. EXO may seem like the most important thing in the world to you right now, but in a few years, you'll regret it. You're going to be a 12th grader soon and it may be the most important time in your life, so focus more on your studies than us and meet us again proudly in the future" — kai
  • "When we’re older, maybe we can’t dance and we can’t sing. Our popularity may slide as well. But I hope Exo members can walk together to the end." - kai
    • (damn jongin u hella deep)
jan 1 2014 ∞
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