- you can start a fire by stabbing a lithium cellphone battery with a knife
- duct tape is your 4lyfer
- always drink water when possible
- mostly use your legs when you rock climb
- if you have a watch, point 12 o clock to the sun and half between the hour hand and 12 o clock is where North is
- protection > rescue > water > food
- always laugh!
- if you're in trouble get rescued by a helicopter. sorry. grylls didn't explain this one. i'm a fake fan?
- remember COLD: clean dirt and grease, overheating means swear reducing body temp, loose and layers, dry (no wet socks!)
- play dead if you see a bear.
- pee on a shirt and wrap it around your head (uh stay cool...?)
- dead animal eyes...edible...yeah....
- if you put your dead phone in your armpit it might warm up and revive
- always tell JAY (your SAYANG) where you are going. ALWAYS. what if you're dying and xe don't know where you are. IT'S FOR SAFETY!
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