KILLLL THAT BOREDNESSS!

cards:

• pusoy
• pusoy dos aka 13
• bs
• screw the rat egyptian style aka egyptian war?
• chemistry
• spoons
• go fish
• ungoy ungoy aka old maid?
• war
• 21
• solitaire
• i should learn hemroids
• speed
• 7s
• uno
• monopoly deal

hand:

• slide
• rhythm game (w/ names)
• animal game
• beat game? idk
• cup game
• ninja game?
• dibby dibby dut?
• ^^ like the ABCD game.
• boom chicka boom boom
• pumba

talking:

• alphabet game
• would you rather?
• truth or dare
• shaggy dog story
• NEVER HAVE I EVER LOL
• mafia
• post it game
• connection

board games

• apples to apples
• taboo
• scrabble
• monopoly
• clue

stories

• A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

• I was doing some research on psychoanalysis, and I found this. It’s fucking crazy.

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind.

• You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
• You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
• What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
• You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, how big is it?
• Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
• You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see a table. What’s on AND around it?
• You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
• What do you do with the cup?
• You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at river, how big is it?
• How will you cross the water?

ANSWERS:

• The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
• The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of the problems in your life.
• The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative ofhow you deal with your problems.
• The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
• A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome atall times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You’d prefer people not drop by unannounced.
• If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
• The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
• Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
• The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
• How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
• You’re in a room.

In one corner, there’s a full pot of somethings and it’s on the verge of bursting. In the other corner, your baby is crying out of control. And on the other side, someone is pounding and calling for you at the door. Which one to do tend to first, second, and last? If you said the pot, in a relationship: You look for money. If you said the baby, in a relationship: You look for personality. If you said the door, in a relationship: You look for looks.

• 1.First, name your favorite color.
• Now think of three adjectives to describe why that is your favorite color.
• Name your favorite animal.
• Now think of three adjectives to describe why that is your favorite animal.
• Name a body of water.
• Name three adjectives to describe it.
• Imagine yourself waking up in a white room. All the walls are white and there are no windows or doors. In three words, describe how that room feels to you.

Okay, you are done. Have you written down your answers somewhere? If not, do it now, and don't read any further until you have done so. When you read the interpretation, post to see how accurate you were!!

The first question, those three words that describe the color, those represent how you see yourself.

The second question, the three words that describe the animal, those words represent how you see someone to whom you are attracted.

The third question, the three words that describe the body of water, those represent your feelings about relationships.

The last question, the three words that describe the white room, those represent your feelings about death.