EL OH EL ! (; i love these!

• hey can i check your pockets? -- because i think you stole my heart!
• is your dad a terrorist? -- because you're the bomb!
• it's a good thing i have my library card today, because i'm checking you out!
• are you a magician? -- because everytime i look at you, everyone else disappears.
• do you have a band-aid? -- because i tripped and fell in love with you!
• excuse me, can i have my breath back? -- because booooy you took my breath away!
• is your dad a baker? -- because you're a cutie pie!
• my name's not elmo, but you can tickle me anyday!
• do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -- enough to break the ice, so what's your namee?
• i'm out of raisins, can i have a date?
• do my shoes match my eyes? -- stop checking me out!
• hi my name is ___ but you can call me later.
• if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U & I together.
• *hugging person* did you swallow a magnet too? because i can't pull away!
• are you a parking ticket? -- because you have 'fine' written all over you!
• Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Girl: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
• I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
• If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
• what's that burning smell? -- it's the smell of my heart burning for your love.
• is there an airport near by b/c you make my heart soar.
• you might not like it when i swear, but i swear i'm in love with you.
• do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes.
• you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day
• *throws ice* okay now that i've broken the ice, so how's your evening?
• yo baby, you can be my dairy queen, i'll be your burger king, if you treat me right i'll do it your way
• your father must be an alien because you're out of this world
• is your name cambells? because you're MmmMmmGOOOD
• do you know karate cuz your body is kickin'
• do you wash your pants with windex? because i can see myself in them!
• you twist the law of gravitation because i'm falling for you!
• WOW - looks like i need to teach you a lesson on HTML (how to make love)
• if you were a pirate, would you want your parrot here or here? (should/other shoulder)
• i'm a bee, can i be your honey?
• i love your smile, your face, your eyes, and DANG i'm good at telling lies
• do you play video games cuz youre my final fantasy
• have you seen any fireworks lately? - no - *make fireworks to put your arm around them*
• have you been near any mountains lately? - no - *make muscles* now you are :D
• i wish i was sin ^2 x and you were cos ^2 x so together we could be ONE ;)
• A:can you read the stop sign?

B:yes? A:doesn't seem like you can read the one that says "stop crossing my mind"

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• hey baby there's the exit, wanna go out with me?
• I do not know your height but I have been thinking hard how you were able to fit inside my heart.
• are you a magnet? because I’m attracted to you.
• I think I’m having an asthma attack! Because you take my breath away.
• life without you would be like a broken pencil.. pointless
• Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
• can i call you a highlighter? because you're the highlight of my life
• there are 21 letters in the alphabet right? - no there's 26. oh i forgot about u, r, a, q, t.
• “If I were a 30 degree angle, you’d be a 60 degree angle. You’d be my complement, and together we’d be right.”
• You know what's my favorite letter in the alphabet?

W. You know why? Because I get double “U”

• are you from africa? because african love you!
• You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet
• Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
• Are you part keyboard? Because you're my type.
• “Is your phone broken?…-‘Cause my number isn’t in it.”
• how do you do that? do what? look so good?
• you: Is your name google?

her/him: No. Why would my name be google? you: Because you're everything I'm searching for ;)

• “I was going to go on a date by myself… Would you like to join me?” -- LOL SAD BUT FUNNY
• If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• “Guy: Can I have directions?

Girl: To where? Guy: To your heart.”

• is that sun coming up or is that just YOU brightening up my day?
• Pfffft! Gurl are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Well, its because I think you are F ... I ... Ne
• Do you have 11 protons? Because you are SODIUM fine.
• Aye, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!
• Are you retarded? Because you're a very special girl :3
• Do you have a jersey? Because imma need your name and number!
• You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
• I've got my ion you baby!
• I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
• We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
• Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
• I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
• are you religious? because you are the answer to my prayers!
• You're the type of boy I'd make a sandwich for.
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
• You smell like trash, may I take you out?
• Girl was your daddy a beaver cause DAM!!!
• Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Girl, is your booty made of water? Because its tubig
• your hand looks heavy, let me hold that for you!