they:

• sing the beatles with me
• sing with me, period
• let me make dumb jokes
  • and really lame puns
• act unconditionally stupid at times which sets me laughing uncontrollably
• allow me to be pervy
• tell me their secrets
• gets twitter for me
• listen to me cry
  • don't try to placate me with lies
  • lets me pretend my crying never happened
• rec me music which i may never listen to
• watch foreign movies with me
• share their pasta with me
• make me smile
• put up with my flaws
• tell me when i have flaws
• write me strange and uncomfortable letters and birthday cards in which i realize all over again how much i adore them
• be cheesy and let me be about 900x more cheesy than them
• say that things are going to be okay
  • have never given up on me despite them having every reason to do so
• love me