- Men's and women's shirts button on the opposite sides. This means that my "unisex" American Apparel shirts require concentration for the first two buttons in the morning.
- Encouragement of a "woman v. woman" mentality by women's magazines. A woman did not "steal" your man. We shouldn't criticize other women's benign behavior or bodies. It just means we're all going to end up alone.
- People cannot just say what they are thinking for fear of seeming weird. I am so tired of playing games by keeping secrets. I LIKE YOU A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY HEAD.
- Bras that fit are so expensive. My breasts do not require an extra twenty dollars worth of fabric. It's like a dollar. At most. Including labor. Stop being so jealous that they are fantastic, capitalism.
- Guys who ask me to give them their "first sex" over the internet. Yes, guyS. Gross, for one. For two, that is a seriously off-putting phrase. For three, I am not that into virgins- they tend to have more porn-driven expectations and... techniques. Wrong.
jan 3 2009 ∞
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